Peanut Gallery Now Taking Applications

The peanut gallery (in which I refer to as my friends) is acting a fool big time, so I need to start systematically adding to the craziness roster so I can have an additional outlet of looking like one of the guys from that Gamefly commercial on a daily basis. Below is a list of qualifications:

- must be funny

- be a professional lush (no alcholholicks allowed..yeah I spelled it wrong for a reason)

- must love drama in their lives so I can have something to listen to and give my personal opinion

- know not to bring drama to my doorstep.. you will feel my wrath!

- know how to have a good time no matter what the circumstances are

- be willing to travel with the rest of the peanut gallery twice a year for our "waiting to exhale" conventions

- must be comfortable about telling your life stories to other people

- must know something about sex, politics, world affairs, sports, and the media (well not really about the politics, world affairs, sports, and the media portion, but it sounded good)

- if you are a swinger, be prepared to be thrown under the bus just for humor's sake :)

Please forward your resume via email or Facebook and explain why you should be part of the Peanut Gallery.