I love Dan Savage, the sex advice colunminst. below is a letter sent to him that I found hilarious. You can read other items from his site http://thestranger.com/savage
I realize Savage Love is a sex-advice column (as evidenced by much vulgar language), but I'm going to ask anyway.
(1) What is your definition of love?
(2) How do you know if you're in "love"?
(3) How do you know if they're the "one"?
Anonymous
(1) Love is making out with someone after you've blown a load on his/her face.
(2) You know you're in love when you're eating breakfast in a restaurant together the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you suddenly realize that you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and you don't care.
(3) You know he/she is the one when he/she realizes that you've just realized that you're eating breakfast in a restaurant the morning after he/she blew a load on your face and you didn't wash your face when you got out of bed that morning and he/she smiles, leans over the table, and gives you a kiss.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Men, want your big break into adult video? Come holla at me!
Men, if you think you got what it takes to be an adult video stud, then talk to me about starting a career with Karmul Online.
Karmul Online is a new adult entertainment company that represents thick, beautiful women to include BBWs, SSBBWs, and all women in between. we are currently looking for men that isn't afraid to throw it down on screen with a beautiful queen. If you want to know more, hit me up here, or via email to stormandthunda@karmulonline.com.
However, if you are ready to do the damn thing, then fill out the application located at www.mqsentertainment.biz/karmul2.pdf.
Karmul Online is a new adult entertainment company that represents thick, beautiful women to include BBWs, SSBBWs, and all women in between. we are currently looking for men that isn't afraid to throw it down on screen with a beautiful queen. If you want to know more, hit me up here, or via email to stormandthunda@karmulonline.com.
However, if you are ready to do the damn thing, then fill out the application located at www.mqsentertainment.biz/karmul2.pdf.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Happy New Year!
Well Happy New Year to one and all!
Well I spent a quiet New Years at home. I didn't go out anywhere and party like a rockstar.. actually I didn't want to this year. I thought about everything that occurred for me in 2007 - President of Karmul Online, an adult entertainment company, retarting my photography company under a new name (Thunda Graphics), sending my son off to high school and becoming a year older and wiser.
Now I am looking forward to a busy 2008 year. I am already hitting the ground running with 3 photo shoots geared toward KarmulOnline, and 2 more for Thunda Graphics. While I am husting everyday, I still have my friends that are giving me gray hairs and slowly pushing me into one of St. Elizabeth's finest Romper Room. From my personal 'fourth kitty issues' to the ever so popular 'I hate my hubby\wife for.....'. Oh well, I guess it will either get better or worse in 2008.
Well I spent a quiet New Years at home. I didn't go out anywhere and party like a rockstar.. actually I didn't want to this year. I thought about everything that occurred for me in 2007 - President of Karmul Online, an adult entertainment company, retarting my photography company under a new name (Thunda Graphics), sending my son off to high school and becoming a year older and wiser.
Now I am looking forward to a busy 2008 year. I am already hitting the ground running with 3 photo shoots geared toward KarmulOnline, and 2 more for Thunda Graphics. While I am husting everyday, I still have my friends that are giving me gray hairs and slowly pushing me into one of St. Elizabeth's finest Romper Room. From my personal 'fourth kitty issues' to the ever so popular 'I hate my hubby\wife for.....'. Oh well, I guess it will either get better or worse in 2008.
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