Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Karmul Online is now open :)
Karmul Online is now online! Come and check it out! It even has a interview with yours truly!
Friday, October 19, 2007
WTF?? Judge's Dismissal Of Domestic Violence Case Sparks Outcry
I am a BIG advocate for domestic violence. So this story struck me as being extremely odd.
Judge's Dismissal Of Domestic Violence Case Sparks Outcry
Victims' rights advocates are crying foul about an Anne Arundel County judge's decision in a domestic assault case.
Circuit Judge Paul Harris acquitted a man accused of striking his girlfriend three times in the face. A police officer testified to seeing the assault at a Laurel gas station. But the judge said that without the woman's testimony, he could not be sure that she hadn't consented to the attack.
At a hearing earlier this month, Harris told the prosecutor that he couldn't rule out the hypothetical possibility of sadomasochism in the case.
Harris said the jury instructions for the charges say that it must be proved that "the defendant's actions were not consented to by the victim."
The attack happened in June 2006 and prosecutors were never able to find the woman to testify.
Judge's Dismissal Of Domestic Violence Case Sparks Outcry
Victims' rights advocates are crying foul about an Anne Arundel County judge's decision in a domestic assault case.
Circuit Judge Paul Harris acquitted a man accused of striking his girlfriend three times in the face. A police officer testified to seeing the assault at a Laurel gas station. But the judge said that without the woman's testimony, he could not be sure that she hadn't consented to the attack.
At a hearing earlier this month, Harris told the prosecutor that he couldn't rule out the hypothetical possibility of sadomasochism in the case.
Harris said the jury instructions for the charges say that it must be proved that "the defendant's actions were not consented to by the victim."
The attack happened in June 2006 and prosecutors were never able to find the woman to testify.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Woman seeks rich husband, banker says "crappy" deal
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Deal or no deal? An online exchange between a woman looking for a husband who earns more than $500,000 a year and a mystery Wall Street banker, who assessed her potential for romance as a business deal, has cause quite an Internet stir.
The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband.
"I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote.
"I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?"
The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her predicament, describing it as "plain and simple a crappy business deal."
"Your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity ... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!" the banker wrote.
"So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset," he said. "Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!"
"It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease," he said.
While the woman has since removed the ad from Craigslist, it -- along with the response -- has become a popular email joke that, bank JPMorgan Chase says, led to one of its bankers mistakenly being credited with writing the response.
Brian Marchiony, spokesman for JPMorgan Chase, said the banker did not write the response and that his email signature accidentally became attached to the ad and response when he forwarded it to friends and it then wound up on blogs.
Craigslist was not immediately available for comment, but a spokeswoman told The New York Times that "it does look as if the post was made sincerely."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071010/od_nm/newyork_husband_dc;_ylt=AqXxgzwHGIX4_N9l1erhtIEuQE4F
The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband.
"I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote.
"I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?"
The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her predicament, describing it as "plain and simple a crappy business deal."
"Your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity ... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!" the banker wrote.
"So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset," he said. "Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!"
"It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease," he said.
While the woman has since removed the ad from Craigslist, it -- along with the response -- has become a popular email joke that, bank JPMorgan Chase says, led to one of its bankers mistakenly being credited with writing the response.
Brian Marchiony, spokesman for JPMorgan Chase, said the banker did not write the response and that his email signature accidentally became attached to the ad and response when he forwarded it to friends and it then wound up on blogs.
Craigslist was not immediately available for comment, but a spokeswoman told The New York Times that "it does look as if the post was made sincerely."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071010/od_nm/newyork_husband_dc;_ylt=AqXxgzwHGIX4_N9l1erhtIEuQE4F
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
God Lawsuit Gets Answers
God Lawsuit Gets Answers
By NATE JENKINS, AP
A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response.
One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.
"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here - poof!" Friend said.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.
Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.
It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.
"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.
There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.
A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.
Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.
By NATE JENKINS, AP
A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response.
One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.
"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here - poof!" Friend said.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.
Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.
It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.
"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.
There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.
A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.
Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.
Tired
I am tired and fed up with the BS that men give to me about relationships. Either they dont know what they want, only want sex, or they want to hold on to their youth and want to play the field. To hell with that!
I am not one of your concubines. I refuse to be labeled as a 'friend with benefits' just because it suits you.
Guys ask me what I want. I tell them honestly that I am looking for a long-term relationship. I am looking for a real man that knows what he want out of life. A man that knows that he has a good thing on his arm. A man that can communicate with me on all different levels, not just on one. A man that can say 'I want you', and mean it.
In short, if you don't know what you want, then don't come and talk to me!
I am not one of your concubines. I refuse to be labeled as a 'friend with benefits' just because it suits you.
Guys ask me what I want. I tell them honestly that I am looking for a long-term relationship. I am looking for a real man that knows what he want out of life. A man that knows that he has a good thing on his arm. A man that can communicate with me on all different levels, not just on one. A man that can say 'I want you', and mean it.
In short, if you don't know what you want, then don't come and talk to me!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Only on Yahooo! Nebraska state senator sues God
Only on Yahooo!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070917/ap_on_fe_st/odd_suing_god;_ylt=ApywxVLy5p...
Nebraska state senator sues God
By NATE JENKINS, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 11 minutes ago
LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.
Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."
He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.
Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.
The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.
Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.
"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."
U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.
The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.
Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Still Working
Yeah I know....
I have a lot of irons in the fire right now. Here is a quick rundown of what I have going on....
- President of Karmul Online, so I am looking for male and female models to grace the pages of our website
- Trying to finish up a story/screenplayto turn into a movie for Karmul Online Entertainment (hellll noooo I won't be starring in it, so don't even ask!)
- Owner of Thunda Graphics, my web design, graphics, and photography company
- Finishing up the 'dating contract' for all of my applicants to fill out (LOL)
- still bitchin' about the men that don't know how to approach a woman (well not necessarily bitchin', but I still have to bring it to light)
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