Only on Yahooo! Nebraska state senator sues God

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Nebraska state senator sues God

By NATE JENKINS, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 11 minutes ago

LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.


State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.

Still Working

Yeah I know....
I have a lot of irons in the fire right now. Here is a quick rundown of what I have going on....

- President of Karmul Online, so I am looking for male and female models to grace the pages of our website

- Trying to finish up a story/screenplayto turn into a movie for Karmul Online Entertainment (hellll noooo I won't be starring in it, so don't even ask!)

- Owner of Thunda Graphics, my web design, graphics, and photography company

- Finishing up the 'dating contract' for all of my applicants to fill out (LOL)

- still bitchin' about the men that don't know how to approach a woman (well not necessarily bitchin', but I still have to bring it to light)

Dating Contract

Well I just finished reading a book called "Love on the Dotted Line". In the book, a woman creates a dating contract for any potential mate to sign. The thought put the mouse on the wheel and started running. What if there is an actual contract that you can give to a guy (or a girl) dictating the rules of the relationship all the way down to what kind of sex that you can get and receive.

So I searched the world of Google and yes, there is a dating contract available for people to use! I looked over it and it was very vanilla.. very vague. So I am going to put my collective thoughts together and create a dating contract that everyone can use, and even tweak it to conform their situation.

I'll post the link to it once it is created. Give me the weekend to get a 'lil creative.

Scientist Who Tested Hubby's Undies Fired

Scientist Who Tested Hubby's Undies Fired
Woman Wanted To Know If Husband Was Cheating

POSTED: 3:00 pm EDT August 22, 2007

LANSING, Mich. -- A state forensics scientist who said she tested her husband's underwear for DNA to determine whether he was cheating on her has been fired.

Ann Chamberlain testified in a March 7 divorce hearing that she ran the test last September on the underwear of Charles Gordon Jr. Asked by his attorney what she found, she answered: "Another female. It wasn't me."

She said during another hearing that she ran the test on her own time with expired chemicals that were set to be thrown away.

The Michigan State Police, which oversees the Lansing forensics laboratory where Chamberlain worked, announced Tuesday that it had fired her effective Aug. 16 after conducting an internal investigation into violations of department administrative policy.

State police policies dealing with the care and use of property state that "department supplies, materials or equipment shall not be used for any non-duty or non-department purpose."

Chamberlain, 33, on Tuesday declined to comment immediately to The Associated Press.

An attorney for Gordon, Michael Maddaloni, said his client -- who court records show was a defensive back with the Canadian Football League from the early 1990s through 1997 -- disputed his wife's testimony that he acknowledged a sexual encounter with another woman after she found the female DNA on his underwear.

Chamberlain worked for the state police as a forensic scientist since 1999 and was interim supervisor of the biology unit in 2005, according to information posted on the Web site of Williamston-based Forensic Science Consultants Inc., where she began doing laboratory analysis last year.

She received an award for Outstanding Contribution to the Michigan State Police Biological Services in 2006 for her research and method development in embryonic/fetal DNA recovery, according to the Web site.

I'm glad these doctors dont work in the US!

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African man shot three weeks ago was told to "walk the pain off" and is still trying to persuade hospitals to remove the bullet lodged in his side, a newspaper said Thursday.

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Three Johannesburg hospitals refused to remove the bullet for security guard Phillip Mashiane, 38, who was shot during a burglary at the property of South Africa's ambassador to the United Nations, the Star newspaper said.

The bullet passed through his elbow and entered his body just above the hip, missed his vital organs and stopped beneath the skin on the opposite side of his body, the Star said.

Mashiane told the paper he was turned away by one private hospital because he could not afford the bills while a public hospital took X-rays and kept him in for observation before patching him up and sending him home with painkillers.

When he returned a doctor told him to "walk the pain off."

Doctors at a third hospital said it could not remove the bullet because Mashiane had started treatment elsewhere.

"I want my life back. I need to work and all I ask is for them to help me," Mashiane told The Star.

South Africa is battling some of the highest rates of violent crime in the world, and its underfunded public hospitals struggle to treat all those who need healthcare.

Been down for a Min... But I'm 100%

Well I was a little under the weather for about a week but now I am back to 100%, ready to raise havoc (well not really LOL).

Be looking out for some male-bashing blogs coming up which includes:
- 10 Classic signs That you Man/Woman is Cheating
- Relationship Hell
- WTF??

But I will be also taking the pain out of it as well with things to help your relationship with your mate out. Some things have been tried and true by me or someone I know personally, and I want to share them with the world. I will not profess to be another Zane, Oprah, Dr. Phil, or anyone else for that matter, I am simply here to help out the real voluptuous divas to take your place as the woman of distinction, beauty, and grace that I know that you possess.

Until we meet again...
Peace, Love and Hair Grease
StormAndThunda

been a lil' sick

Hey there..
been a little under the weather due to a ear infection (ouch!) Hopefully I will be back to my normal self in a few days.