People apparently like to be bold whenever they get a chance. A blog that i posted years ago still sees the time of day. I had to tell these idiots to stop acting like little bitches and put his or her ass, well their names, on my page.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
just my 1 cent regarding my busted vacation....(explicit)
Yeah I didn't go to the beautiful island of Jamaica. But, in a way, I am sooooo freaking glad that I did not go. I swear with my evil temperament, I would have been sitting in a Jamaican jail cell singing spirituals. Why you ask!?!? All because Black people wants to show the salty, bitter, bitchassnigger (write it down, new word lol) inside of them. Like Chris Rock said, I don't mind dealing with black folks, but I hate niggas!
How are you going to demand the names of the people that was in my group so that you can tell them to "get off my resort". The last time I checked, YOU DON'T OWN THE DAMN RESORT! They paid their money just like everyone else, including your stupid asses, to be on the resort. We had our own 'reindeer games' going on, so we didn't need to roll with you all. If I would have been there, I would have been drooling over the 2011 Mr. Caribbean Competition anyway. By the way, be glad that you did not say to me "stop eating my food" when we were at the buffet line. Your simple minded ass would have been a part of the damn buffet spread.
(whooosahhhh, had to get that off my chest)
How are you going to demand the names of the people that was in my group so that you can tell them to "get off my resort". The last time I checked, YOU DON'T OWN THE DAMN RESORT! They paid their money just like everyone else, including your stupid asses, to be on the resort. We had our own 'reindeer games' going on, so we didn't need to roll with you all. If I would have been there, I would have been drooling over the 2011 Mr. Caribbean Competition anyway. By the way, be glad that you did not say to me "stop eating my food" when we were at the buffet line. Your simple minded ass would have been a part of the damn buffet spread.
(whooosahhhh, had to get that off my chest)
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
DID YOU GET MAD?
DID YOU GET MAD?
After The 8 Years Of The Bush/Cheney Disaster, Now You Get Mad?
You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.
...
You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate Energy policy and push us to invade Iraq .
You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got ousted.
You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.
You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.
You didn't get mad when we spent over 800 billion (and counting) on said illegal war.
You didn't get mad when Bush borrowed more money from foreign sources than the previous 42 Presidents combined.
You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars in cash just disappeared in Iraq .
You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.
You didn't get mad when Bush embraced trade and outsourcing policies that shipped 6 million American jobs out of the country.
You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.
You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden.
You didn't get mad when Bush rang up 10 trillion dollars in combined budget and current account deficits.
You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.
You didn't get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans , drown.
You didn't get mad when we gave people who had more money than they could spend, the filthy rich, over a trillion dollars in tax breaks.
You didn't get mad with the worst 8 years of job creations in several decades.
You didn't get mad when over 200,000 US Citizens lost their lives because they had no health insurance.
You didn't get mad when lack of oversight and regulations from the Bush Administration caused US Citizens to lose 12 trillion dollars in investments, retirement, and home values.
You finally got mad when a black man was elected President and decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, job losses by the millions, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, and the worst economic disaster since 1929 are all okay with you, but helping fellow Americans who are sick...Oh, Hell No!!
ps. This one definitely needs to be circulated just as a reminder.
After The 8 Years Of The Bush/Cheney Disaster, Now You Get Mad?
You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.
...
You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate Energy policy and push us to invade Iraq .
You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got ousted.
You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.
You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.
You didn't get mad when we spent over 800 billion (and counting) on said illegal war.
You didn't get mad when Bush borrowed more money from foreign sources than the previous 42 Presidents combined.
You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars in cash just disappeared in Iraq .
You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.
You didn't get mad when Bush embraced trade and outsourcing policies that shipped 6 million American jobs out of the country.
You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.
You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden.
You didn't get mad when Bush rang up 10 trillion dollars in combined budget and current account deficits.
You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.
You didn't get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans , drown.
You didn't get mad when we gave people who had more money than they could spend, the filthy rich, over a trillion dollars in tax breaks.
You didn't get mad with the worst 8 years of job creations in several decades.
You didn't get mad when over 200,000 US Citizens lost their lives because they had no health insurance.
You didn't get mad when lack of oversight and regulations from the Bush Administration caused US Citizens to lose 12 trillion dollars in investments, retirement, and home values.
You finally got mad when a black man was elected President and decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, job losses by the millions, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, and the worst economic disaster since 1929 are all okay with you, but helping fellow Americans who are sick...Oh, Hell No!!
ps. This one definitely needs to be circulated just as a reminder.
Adrian Spruill
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.."
Friday, September 30, 2011
Feeling in the Moment
"Yes I'll be on my way
I Won't be back to stay
I guess I'll move along...."
All this week I have been feeling some kind of way about everything that has taken place. I have talked to my peeps and my family about the situations that has taken me this far off my path. My peeps were concerned, and they have every right to be.
"I've thrown away the blues
I'm tired of being used
I want everyone to know, I'm looking for a good time...."
Its time for me to be like the Commodores and Sail On. For those that are directly affected by this, this is what you need to know and learn from me...
"Don't follow me home nigga
Stop ringing my phone nigga
Just leave me alone, nigga
I wish you well but, right now I'm just bitter"
Storm :-)
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Turning the page....
This has been a year of drama, issues, and other various moments courtesy of Murphy's Law and other peoples karma catching me in the crosshairs. My paperwork sits in an envelope on my desk at home, ready for the check to go in it and be mailed for my LLC. My class schedule is right next to it, waiting for me to go over to PGCC and enroll. The life map, which is tacked to my board at home, shows only 5 checkmarks, where the thing should have been halfway filled.
I think it is time for me to start tweaking my 2012 calendar. I will not let the bullshit that has plagued me all this year follow me into the next.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
The Lazy Person Guide to Patents - Part Two
Part Two - Types of Applications and Filing Online
- Provisional
- Utility (also called Non-provisional)
- Design
All of the applications require the same items to be submitted. I will break them down for each section, along with the forms that are required to be filed along with the application. For additional information, you can visit the website at www.uspto.gov/patent/process/index.jsp . Here you will find a flowchart that will show you the various patents and the guide to filing that patent application. All forms are on the web site at www.uspto.gov/forms/index.jsp#patent
Provisional
Cost: $125
This application is the most basic of all applications that you can file. The documents that are required for a successful filing is below:
- Provisional Application Cover Sheet (form SB16)
- Specification (written description of your invention)
- Drawing (no photographs)
- Credit Card Authorization form (form PTO-2038)..PLEASE DO NOT FILE THIS FORM IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILE ONLINE!!!!
A provisional application gives the inventor patent pending status for one (1) calendar year. The office will not perform a search nor publish the application. To continue the patent pending status, the applicant will have to file a utility application.
Utility (Non-Provisional)
Cost: $530 online, $625 paper filing
This is the standard patent application. A patent search will be performed by the USPTO and examined for patent-ability by a examiner. The documents listed below is what you will need to file. The items in blue are what is required to file if you are filing via mail in paper form. Note that the fee is higher to file by paper.
- Utility Patent Application Transmittal (form SB05)
- Specification
- Claim (statement that claims what your invention can do)
- Abstract (150 word summary of the invention)
- Drawing (no photographs)
- Oath and Declaration of Invention (form SB01)
- Fee Transmittal (form SB17)
- Credit Card Authorization form (form PTO-2038)..PLEASE DO NOT FILE THIS FORM IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILE ONLINE!!!!
Design Application
Cost: $265
If you have designed an item, such as a building, then you will need to file a design application. This type of application protects how an item looks.
- Design Patent Application Transmittal (form SB18)
- Specification
- Claim (statement that claims what your invention can do)
- Drawing (no photographs)
- Oath and Declaration of Invention (form SB01)
- Fee Transmittal (form SB17)
- Credit Card Authorization form (form PTO-2038)..PLEASE DO NOT FILE THIS FORM IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILE ONLINE!!!!
Filing Online
You have typed up all of your documents and have saved them to you computer. If you want to file online, extra steps have to be done to your documents to ensure that they will be received properly. If you are not technically savvy, or you are not comfortable in maneuvering around your computer, just mail in your application.
1 - Convert them to PDF!
Don't say that I did not warn you! The online filing system, called EFS-Web, will only accept documents in PDF format. Now most of the forms will be in PDF format already, so you just need to make sure that they stay in that same formatting.
If you do not have Adobe Acrobat installed on your computer, then you can install Cute PDF Writer. This is a free PDF converter that acts like a printer on your computer. You can download the software from www.cutepdf.com. Once the software is installed, open the document, go to File>Print, select either Adobe PDF or CutePDF from the printer list, then click OK. It will prompt you to rename the document. Once you click OK again, it will create a PDF rendering of your document.
2 - File Naming Convention is incorrect.
This is a very common error message. If you receive this error message, then the file name (the file name that you gave the document) has incorrect characters, such as a space separating the words. For example, if you name your file "my invention.pdf", then you will need to change it to my_invention.pdf. Simple, my dear Watson.
3 - Do the Math and Pay your Fees!
Please make sure that you calculate your fees properly. I would rather for you to call in to the Electronic Business Center and ask for help than to screw up on this screen. If you do not calculate your fees properly, the system will "assume" that you do not owe fees and once you submit your documents, you will not be advanced to pay fees online. If this occurs, then you will have to fax in the Credit Card Authorization form via fax before midnight THE SAME DAY as your filing.
Contrary to popular belief, you do not have 24 hours to pay your fees. Regardless of how you file, ALL FEES ARE DUE AT THE TIME OF FILING! Once 12:00:01 hits the next day, you owe a surcharge for not following directions.
The Lazy Person Guide to Patents - Part One
Hey there!
Told you that I was going to do a blog about patents :) First I am going to give you some rules of the road. Then I am going to tell you how to file your application properly. If you have a question, or is just unsure, just drop me a line. I will be glad to answer any and all your questions. If I don't have the answer, I will point you in the right direction.
First: Before attempting to do anything, ask yourself this question, what is a patent?
A Patent is a set of exclusive rights granted by a state (national government) to an inventor or their assignee for a limited period of time in exchange for the public disclosure of an invention. This prevents third parties from taking the patent holder's intellectual property without permission and exploiting it for their own benefit during the period in which the patent is in effect.
Second: Perform a search on your patent to see if anything has been created. There are a few ways of doing a patent search. I will give you the easiest ways.
USPTO Full Text and Image Database
(patft.uspto.gov)
This will take you to the main online database at the United States Patent and Trademark Office. There you will have the option to search under issued patents or applications that are still in the process of being patented. Use distinctive keywords during your search to get the best result. (People have called into my office asking what is a keyword, or even asking me how to perform a search. If I have to tell you what a keyword is, then I will assume you have never done a research paper, or quite frankly, any paper where you had to write for English where notations are involved.). For those that looks at the screen and don't know what to do, use the second option.
Google Patents
www.google.com/patents
This website is more user friendly. When you go to the website, just type in what you are looking for. Google uses the same data base that is on the government's page, but it a neater view.
Note: The USPTO will not perform a search for you unless you have filed an application. So don't call to the USPTO and ask the agent to perform a search over the phone. Most agents will tell you to contact an attorney, who will be more than happy to perform a search for you - for a fee.
Once you have done you research, and have decided that you have a unique invention, then you can go to the next step, which is writing and submitting your patent to the United Patent and Trademark Office.
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